March 2012
Anonymous asked: YOLO
Anonymous asked: you're purtyyyyyy
Anonymous asked: LOL.
rybatchz94 asked: do you fuck a lot? with flavored things
lol? (: →
me: ahhh time for some sleep
blankets: wait i'm sorry i forgot to bunch up around your torso i know how you like your feet ice cold
legs: would now be the time to thrash violently i think yes
brain: let's review some repressed childhood memories for da lulz
stomach: let me just hurt for an hour
arm: i'm falling asleep now bye
bladder: suddenly i'm full wow how'd that happen
bowels: you have to poop real bad here have some farts
pet: your face is comfy
me: fuck
When someone turns on the light when you're...
suhirmag:
thefunniestblog:
mortson:
neeyo hoy menyoy
Watchstupidbitchee:
societyville:
k1mkardashian:
corgis playing tetherball
literally heaven
I want to be reincarnated as a corgi
ihopericksantorum:
I hope Rick Santorum accidentally sets Internet Explorer as his default browser.
Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...
Parents/Roommate/Boss: *walks into the room*
Tumblr: PORN?
Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
wake up: exhausted
12 am: exhausted
3 pm: fucking exhausted
5 pm: really fucking exhausted
7 pm: about to pass out
bed time: the energy of 5 million condensed suns
Woman Born on Leap Year No Longer Feels Special...
damienfahey:
February 2012
